Funny Wednesday – Miss Mary
I usually don’t forward or share the jokes people send me as a chain email unless they’re very good. For some reason I really loved this one so here it is:
All women and Men should live so long as to be this kind of lady!
Toward the end of Sunday service in a small town Methodist Church, the Minister asked, ‘How many of you have forgiven your enemies?’
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
‘Miss Mary, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?’
‘I don’t have any,’ she replied, smiling sweetly.
‘Miss Mary, that is very unusual. How old are you?’
‘Ninety -eight.’ she replied.
‘Oh, Miss Mary, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?’
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
‘I outlived the bitches.’